pissums

1) When Ian pisses in his hand and then rubs it all over your gooch

2) eating the fuckin urinal cake

Straight pissums uh

by JamesCameronDirectorofTitanic April 19, 2020

pissussy

pissussy is a combination of the words piss and sussy which makes very sussy piss. it also a very powerful word to use in an argument.

pissussy.

no, no… NOOOOOOO. *dies by word*

by Mapl3ee June 13, 2021

rendering possums

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.

Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.

by Decatur Thug April 25, 2016

Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.

"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."

by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019

pissus maximus

when you need to take a massive piss and can't hold it.

man im just gonna take a pissus maximus

by Tomobruz December 17, 2007

punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

pissues

Pissing issues. When you want or need to piss but just can't force yourself to do so.

I had to take a drug test, but I couldn't pee because having the nurse watching gave me some serious pissues.

by Chuck the Newt April 17, 2007