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Captain Pissgums 

The leader of the "pervert pirates" in S. Clay Wilson's comix.
Captain Pissgums had an immense knurled rod.
Captain Pissgums by octopod November 23, 2003
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Poosbumps 

When you squeeze out a turd, and it gives you goosebumps.
Dude, that turd was so huge, it gave me poosbumps!
Poosbumps by Paldrummer March 5, 2010

pigbumps 

an incredibly popular content creator on tiktok. their identity eludes us all. and she definitely doesnt make cringey harry potter edits.
oh look its pigbumps! my favourite tiktoker.
pigbumps by pigbumps September 12, 2021

pisspump 

When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.
Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.
pisspump by Jack M April 28, 2003
1) When Ian pisses in his hand and then rubs it all over your gooch

2) eating the fuckin urinal cake
Straight pissums uh
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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