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Pussy Pirate

Someone, usually a new/infrequent acquaintance, who is constantly trying to sabotage your relationship with your girlfriend in the hopes of swooping in and taking your place.
Chauncy: I'm gonna be at the party around 10, you guys coming?
Ruttiger: Yeah, Svetlana and me should be there around that time.... man, I hope Hanns isn't gonna be there
Chauncy: Why not?
Ruttiger: Dude, that guy is a total pussy pirate. I swear he's making a play for Svetlana
Chauncy: huh. wanna pop a cap in his ass?
Pussy Pirate by Dishpan Hanns May 22, 2010

Pussy-Pirate 

Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.
I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.
Pussy-Pirate by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006

Jewish Pussy Pirate

A Jewish person who dresses up like a pirate and goes to an orgy.
“Did you see that Jewish pussy pirate and the orgy last night? He banged every woman that was there.”
Jewish Pussy Pirate by Leo Denson November 10, 2020

Pussy Pirate

I think that girl Nina is a pussy pirate.
Pussy Pirate by Ivan January 27, 2004

Pussy Pirate

Also A post-punk band based in Chicago, IL and Ann Arbor, MI. The Pussy Pirates are a mostly-female band and include the Tenor and Alto saxophones as well as the trumpet. They are known for their energetic, frenetic performances and zany stage antics.
I got this sticky blood on me at the Pussy Pirates show an hour ago.
Pussy Pirate by lingweestica January 12, 2008

pirate's pussy 

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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