pirate gold

the art of performing anal sex until one gets a lump of excrement on there penis

yeh i did her pirate gold style

by running out of names here February 8, 2007

Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

by Clowpie August 17, 2014

Pirate's Gold

Referring to a Female's Vagina

Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?

by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009

golden pirate

When a man gives the woman a golden shower directed in one eye, causing her to cover the eye and scream "Aarrrgghhh!"

After taking one too many golden pirates, Jenny had to go to the ophthalmologist because she developed corneal dystrophy

by Left eye May 13, 2005

Goldbeard the Pirate

The male penis with reddish-blonde fur around the balls. From the name of a one-eyed pirate.

Get your hand off my Goldbeard the Pirate, jackass.

by Jason Goldberg March 4, 2005