pirate gold

the art of performing anal sex until one gets a lump of excrement on there penis

yeh i did her pirate gold style

pirate gold by running out of names here February 8, 2007

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Pirate Gold

The act of taking random shit and spray painting it gold, preferably something you've stolen from a friend or junkyard. Often it is buried after being painted.

Yeah, we found some random stuff in that junkyard and turned it into pirate gold.

Pirate Gold by sarboo3 November 1, 2011

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Run on Pirate Gold

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

Run on Pirate Gold by Clowpie August 17, 2014

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Pirate's Gold

Referring to a Female's Vagina

Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?

Pirate's Gold by lester the molester cocknballs March 15, 2009

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golden pirate

When a man gives the woman a golden shower directed in one eye, causing her to cover the eye and scream "Aarrrgghhh!"

After taking one too many golden pirates, Jenny had to go to the ophthalmologist because she developed corneal dystrophy

golden pirate by Left eye May 13, 2005

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Goldbeard the Pirate

The male penis with reddish-blonde fur around the balls. From the name of a one-eyed pirate.

Get your hand off my Goldbeard the Pirate, jackass.

Goldbeard the Pirate by Jason Goldberg March 4, 2005

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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