Pinocchioed

Pinocchioed (verb)
pin·oc·chi·oed /pɪˈnoʊki.oʊd/

1. To be swallowed whole by a whale (or similarly enormous sea creature) and survive inside long enough to figure out an escape plan.

2. (Figurative.) To become trapped in an overwhelmingly large or seemingly inescapable situation but eventually escape through cleverness, persistence, or sheer luck.

Origin: From Disney's 1940 animated film Pinocchio, in which Pinocchio and Geppetto survive inside the whale Monstro before escaping by provoking it to sneeze.

"When I went snorkeling with sperm whales in Dominica, I was convinced I was about to get Pinocchioed."

"That committee meeting lasted six hours. I got completely Pinocchioed."

"The merger Pinocchioed our department, but we eventually found a way out."

Pinocchioed by Victoria Kress July 10, 2026

brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.

Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!

brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

pinocchio's closet by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Reverse Pinocchio 

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019

President Pinocchio 

The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

President Pinocchio by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

pinocchio beef 

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

pinocchio beef by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

pinocchio 

A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.

“I gave her the Pinocchio while she swallowed my cock”

pinocchio by Chedward Lazaro May 6, 2010