pinocchio

A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.

“I gave her the Pinocchio while she swallowed my cock”

by Chedward Lazaro May 6, 2010

Pinocchio

1. A puppet with a very long nose and who wants to become a real boy.

2. A tank with a very long cannon (similar to the nose of Pinocchio.)

War Thunder player: "What? A stupid pinocchio killed my tank!

by UrbanComedy04 December 12, 2016

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I hope she gives me Pinocchio.

2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: No man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by hot-fire July 16, 2008

Pinocchio

A sex move where you stick your dick inside a girl’s vagina and let it get hard inside her

Last night me and my girl tried doing the pinocchio

by James gong December 2, 2019

Pinocchio

A being with a large, and I mean absolutely massive, nose.

Hey Joe, did you see Andrew? He’s such a Pinocchio!

by Cuckoo76 November 24, 2019

Pinocchio

IT'S JUST A DISNEY MOVIE!!

friend: I dare you to type up Pinocchio on urban dictionary ;)
me: why urban dictionary? why?

by Don't Touch My Sims Idiot March 3, 2019

pinocchio

the act of having an erection, but denial of witnessing anything arousing.

lying about if you have a boner

travis: "i saw erica's boobs at wild rivers yesterday"

kyle: "hahaha did she know?"

travis: "she asked if i saw her boobs fall out, but i was a pinocchio about it and acted dumbfounded"

by seekylerun July 24, 2011