Pinckard

If any part of your name is Pinckard, you are a Chad. Nobody can tell you otherwise. Embrace your name you are Important

He's such a Pinckard

Pinckard by Ilverds November 17, 2022

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

William Leonard Pickard 

The man responsible for 90% of the worlds LSD. Got busted in the year 2000. Could you believe that? 90%! Thats why LSD is so rare to find these days. That sucks!

"The DEA maintains that Pickard and partner Clyde Apperson were responsible for manufacturing a majority of the LSD sold in the United States at the time of his arrest, citing a single post-arrest statistic indicating a 95 percent reduction in the drug's availability (where other sources have shown an historically falling interest in LSD). The DEA also maintains that besides the missile launch facility in Kansas, Pickard and Apperson had previously manufactured LSD in Mountain View, California, in Oregon and in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The DEA claims a Santa Fe lab they operated also consistently produced about 1 kilogram of LSD every five weeks. DEA estimates are that 1 kilogram of LSD is equal to 10 million doses with "street value" of $4 million, at 100 micrograms-per-$4-dose. Significantly, the DEA reported only six ounces (less than 170 grams) of ergotamine tartrate (the essential and difficult to obtain LSD precursor) were found in vehicles associated with the silo."

QUESTION-Hey, howcome LSD is so rare to find man?

ANSWER-Because that stupid chickenhawk William Leonard Pickard GOT BUSTED WITH 90% OF IT!

William Leonard Pickard by Manmoss1234 July 6, 2009

pickard chest 

A man with a frail chest

Wow that skinny guy has got a proper Pickard chest

pickard chest by Yaboytripleb April 23, 2018

Pickard 

Someone who is physically stumped, Naturally born with undersized genitalia, inability to please woman.

Yeah my girlfriend really like me to we got intimate and she realized I have Pickard. Now she doesn't seem interested as I can not please her.

Pickard by Scottey January 13, 2009

Pinkard

a family of people who fight all the time

man the pinkard family is scarry

Pinkard by kai bennet October 1, 2017

colin pickard 

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

colin pickard by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019