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When one shits on their hand and smears it on the bathroom wall.
pinkard by jewballs4ev February 26, 2011
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a big family compressed of hise and pinkard
hey look its the pinkard family

Kevin Pinkard 

He is an amazing friend he is really outgoing. He has a nice smile and a really big dick.
Kevin Pinkard - NOOOO REALYYYYYYYYYY
Kevin Pinkard by anonymous December 1, 2020
someone who is skinny, not strong, who doesn't lift. (Adjective)
Wow that kid Chris Kraemer is so pinnard he can't pick up a pencil
pinnard by SRVHS March 28, 2016

Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5 

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

Pinkerdoodle 

1. A finger up the ass
2. Playing with the asshole
3. Sexual pleasure for freaks
Let's go pinkerdoodle in the back of yur car Jim!
Ok Stan...
Pinkerdoodle by SlowMo420 July 12, 2004