Pincing 

Used for when someone is having a major shocker and their arms start moving in an uncontrollable pincing motion.

cnb gimp oranges pincefest DE

'That goal has cnbeed his fixed odds n cost him £250'

'Yeah look at the cunt, he's pincing like fuck'

'Haha totally cnb'

Pincing by rap artist February 2, 2009

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Pining 

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

Pining by shuft April 10, 2006

Pinging

High on large amounts of stimulants (MDMA, cocaine, Ketamine, M-Kat, etc)

She was completely pinging after she dropped a bomb of MDMA.

Pinging by Waveyef June 1, 2015

piecing 

Origins unknown; used as a codeword to describe people hooking up; now used as common slang in (mostly the north of) Scotland to describe any kind of sexual activity, and indeed many other activities which have little or nothing to do with sex, and is generally used to indicate that something fortunate has occurred. It can be used as a legitimate verb in regular conversation, but it is normally just shouted, and is accompanied by a hand action where one puts the thumb and middle finger together, and taps them with the index finger.

Chris and Eleanor start making out at a party.

Chris's friends: "PIECING!"

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Chris and Eleanor start making out in a library or a similarly quiet/awkward situation.

Chris's friends: -hand action-

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Chris: I got the new Call of Duty!

Chris's friends: "PIECING!" -hand action-

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Chris: I pieced four girls last night!

piecing by Gregasm November 11, 2009

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

pining for the fjords by Gravyboy June 13, 2004