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pinch off a loaf
A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
pinch off a loaf by Metso June 26, 2008
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Pinch It Off
To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.
Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
Pinch It Off by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010
pinch one off
1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
pinch one off by Anonymous April 12, 2003
pinch one off
pinch one off by Money Mark August 22, 2006
pinch 'un off
pinch 'un off by David See December 5, 2004
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