A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.
chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?
chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!
chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!
by Metso June 26, 2008
Get the Toddmug. A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"
A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"
B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
by Metso June 26, 2008
Get the pinch off a loafmug.