Definitions by Metso

Todd 

A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.

chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?

chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!

Todd by Metso June 26, 2008

pinch off a loaf

Take a dump. Poop. Defecate. Drop a load. Cut the crap.

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"

pinch off a loaf by Metso June 26, 2008