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Pitch-off

is performed when a man ejaculates into his hand and pitches directly into the face of a woman. It is especially satisfying if the woman is completely caught off guard by the throw. Also called Around the Horn.
My girlfriend and I got into a terrible fight. She said I didn’t surprise her anymore. I felt bad and treated her to a pitch-off. She did not seem to understand my gift. So I hit her in the face.
by Buckbeak August 6, 2010
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Get off my pitch

When you want someone to leave you alone, get out of your way, get out of your sight ETC, you say: "Get off my pitch!"
Boss: "This is the 15th time you've been late for work!"
Employee: "Sorry Sir! My dog had a really bad seizure and I had to rush him to the vet."
Boss: "I've had enough of your stupid excuses. You're fired! Now get off my pitch!!!"
by Overdrive2005 September 9, 2015
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Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.
Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"
by cnutard December 20, 2008
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pinch off a loaf

A: "ugh, I think I need to pinch off a loaf"

B: "what?! you need to chipoffolo?"

A: "NO DUDE!! I said: PINCH OFF A LOAF!"

B: "Oh (pause) what the hell?"
by Metso June 26, 2008
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Pinch Off

When you are taking a shit and the shit is dangling of your asshole and you squeeze your ass muscles to get the shit outta your asshole
Man i really had to Pinch Off that shit
by M2Jizzle January 4, 2009
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african pinch off

Slowly tightening a hose clamp around your own testicals till the fall off
Dave can't make it to the party he's in the middle of an African pinch off
by Vfhbl October 19, 2015
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Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.
Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"
by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010
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