Pimperne, or 'suburb of Blandford', was built because the lazy ass Pimpvillians couldn't be bothered to walk to Salisbury every day. Houses Yarde Farm, the place which has the highest crime rate in the country.
Blandfordian 1: I'm going out to Pimperne today - out to the suburbs.
Blandfordian 2: Be careful of Yarde Farm - they're all chavs there.
A girl who is da boss. She got at least 2 or three boyz lookin at her. A.K.A. Booty Licious,
A girl who has a big butt, and is a girl who likes violence.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.