The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game 4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)
Very dangerous dark man originating from the forbidden regions of South Africa. His bald head is able to manipulate the sun and weather, making him able to change the world with just a thought. Through the ritualistic polishing of his head, he is able to control adults and children alike.