Pillagering

The objectively cooler way of saying the word 'pillaging', at least if you're alvin from alvin and the chipmunks.

So, I could have saved the whole ship from robbage and pillagering, and you'd STILL ground me!

by HankBoiWasTaken November 13, 2023

Boob pillaging

verb. The act, usually but not always while engaging in other forms of sexual behavior with a female who is unusually well endowed in the boob department, of paying particular and extraordinary attention to the aforementioned chest puppies in order to maximise the pleasure of the pillaging party. Particularly if the opportunity is not likely to arise again.

"She was coming on to me but I didn't go for it"
"Mate, did you see her knockers?! You could have pillaged those boobs!"

or

"I bet Peter Andre does a fair bit of boob pillaging"

by titsmcwerter March 5, 2009

Butt Pillaging

To pillage ones asshole with great force and quick motion.

Yo Ashley want to come over so i can Pillage your butt,

wait whats that called again?

why its called Butt Pillaging

oh maybe i sorta have to walk home after so i don't know..

don't worry you can crawl.

by Rollinmy64 May 23, 2009

pillaging

The favorite pastime of Vikings everywhere. A competitive sport practiced by Vikings to see how many women each warrior could "pillage" in under one hour. The world's greatest way to get in shape is by pillaging.

Viking One: "Dude, let's go pillage the fuck outta that village!"

Viking Two: "Your on, first let's set fire to their livestock, and then we can toss the Mayor down the well!"

Viking Three: "Hey, don't forget the the rape! That's the main idea of pillaging!"

ALL: Okay, to the women first! VIKINGS AWAY!"

by Orangeseger July 1, 2007

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 3, 2004

pillaging

The act of consuming 16 or more 30mg pills of dextromathorphan HBr.

Usually found (OTC) in cold and cough relief medicine.

1. Dude lets fucking pillage tonight!
2. Tito and me were pillaging at the park last night.
3. That bitch looks like she's pillaging.

by MacV7 April 26, 2007

Dorm Pillaging

The act of entering an unlocked dorm room on a university campus, and taking all valuable electronics, random objects of interest, and food (duh).

Yesterday, we went dorm pillaging and ended up taking that douchebag Andy's hair gel, jock strap collection, and a bunch of those awkward pictures he has of his Mom on his bulletin board.

by Lord of Ballyhoo September 28, 2011