sugardots

a form of a headline that spans two pages, connected by ellipses

At the community newspaper ...
... people did this all the time

by Boots December 01, 2004

Throng

The hatred of thong users.

I throng her so bad for thinking that sexy can’t come form a snowsuit.

by Boots May 04, 2022

gone to florida

gone insane

I don't know what happened; they used to be normal, but now they've gone to Florida.

by Boots October 08, 2003

silly salad smut

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

by Boots August 03, 2003

pillaging the amish

(verb)
engaging in an activity of senseless enjoyment and dubious legality

Yavonda stole a bunch of cutlery from the farm stall. She totally was pillaging the Amish.

by Boots August 04, 2004

sexual jackpot

Anal sex with your girlfriend.

After years of begging I finally hit the sexual jackpot!

by Boots December 07, 2007

nice greg

A congratulatory remark usually given after an especially impressive demonstration of lankiness, i.e. hacking some serious sack.

"Whoa, Nice Greg!"

by Boots April 10, 2004