Pilkinton 

People are jealous of them. SOUTHERN. Someone who everyone knows, great to be around even when they have there moments of being a ass. Highlight of the party or your day. Usaly part of the center of attention, great in bed, very sweet and loveing but doesnt show it all the time. Someone you can always talk to and make you fell special even though there the reason you need to talk to someone. Always there when ya need something. Over all great person to be around and know.

"Man Pilkinton sure big make our night."

"I would of never made it with out Pilkinton."

"I'm glad i know Pilkinton he/she is great."

Pilkinton

Pilkinton by Yankee White February 3, 2010

Evie pilkinton 

A women who gets stressed at buitifull people like haydon for no reason also she dances for dirty old men

Evie pilkinton is so gelous of haydon

Evie pilkinton by Vibrating mr Ashton September 19, 2018

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

karl pilkington 

a bald headed manc twat with little to no brain cells aka a mong

Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange

karl pilkington by the air created the greeness November 20, 2018

Karl Pilkington 

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

Karl Pilkington by see see July 5, 2004

pilkington 

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

pilkington by Kizzi May 23, 2006