Kizzi's definitions

pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

by Kizzi May 23, 2006

pollack

To make a really stupid comment. Comes from the famous comment made by Slovackian althlete James Pollack in the 1800's where he asked 'how can I tell it's daytime?'.

Jesus, I can't believe you just said that, that's a proper Pollack comment.

by Kizzi May 17, 2006