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Audemars Piguet 

Very expensive Swiss watch, made with the world's thinnest calibers.
"Partner let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you
Switch your neck tie to purple labels"

"My bezzle courtesy of Audemars"
Audemars Piguet by msrevolution September 11, 2006

snorting piglets 

an English term used when someone has done something stupid
Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets
snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019
Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.
“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today
piglets by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

Moist Piglets 

Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
ditch piglets by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

Smuggling Piglets 

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.
Smuggling Piglets by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012