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Audemars Piguet 

Very expensive Swiss watch, made with the world's thinnest calibers.
"Partner let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you
Switch your neck tie to purple labels"

"My bezzle courtesy of Audemars"
Audemars Piguet by msrevolution September 11, 2006

snorting piglets 

an English term used when someone has done something stupid
Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets
snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019
Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.
“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”
piglets by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

Moist Piglets 

Little piglets that love to get moist
Wow those are pretty Moist Piglets over there

ditch piglets

When you are driving around (usually in the southern United States) and you see a bunch of filthy, degenerate, inbread, hillbilly kids all playing around in a festering pool of shit water.
Cody: God damn look at that pile of ditch piglets over there in that sewage drain!

Alex: Pull over, lets get the shovel out of the back of this truck so we can go cut their heads off. Weee’s havin’ piggy pie for dinner tonight!!!
ditch piglets by PazuzuXXX May 23, 2018

Smuggling Piglets 

Girl with large breasts popping out of her shirt, shirt usually being tight.
Smuggling Piglets by Otto Von Coop December 12, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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