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Pigeoned Up 

To be so drunk that one walks like a pigeon. To be drunk to the point of staggering.
Dude, I was so pigeoned up on that camping trip that I almost fell into the campfire.
Pigeoned Up by RFAngler August 21, 2009

Pigeoner 

The art of stalking and catching pigeons for entertainment. Usually done at night in major cities across the world,can be done sober but generally while being extremely drunk.
That man is a top shelf pigeoner! he can catch a pigeon with relative ease. the more intoxicated he is the more entertaining it is for those lucky enough to see this talent first hand..
Pigeoner by pigeoncatcher October 17, 2011
(adj) stupid ass person who has emo hair that as such relates to a pigeon
wow brandon is lookin real pigeony today
pigeony by A 1970s hourglass January 26, 2022

Pigeoned 

When a sexual partner cums inside of their counterparts asshole and their partner holds it in until the other person falls asleep. Upon falling asleep, the partner with cum in their asshole farts on the other partners head, leaving behind the cum.
How did your night go Brad? It went pretty good bro. I fucked Becky in the ass last night and woke up to find out she pigeoned me!

pigeoned 

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*
Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

Pigeoned 

Verb: Past tense
The act of ejaculating a large load onto an unsuspecting passerby's head from a high place (ex. rooftop, building, etc), similar to how a pigeon defecates on people.
John, you I was walking down the street and some guy pigeoned a girl from the 3rd story window!
Pigeoned by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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