Pienis

cross between pie and penis
a penis wider than it is long and covered in a layer of smegma making the crust
similar to a choad, jus unclean

i heard that dudes got a small dick
yeah he TOTALLY has a pienis

by thisisthecalm June 04, 2009

pienis

|pīnis|

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.

When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"

by hazazeltux December 02, 2013

Pieny Booper

When a male dips his dick in beer and gets a blowjob.

"DUUUDE Ralph just got a peinybooper!"

by Ralph March 09, 2005

pieny

female vagina.

put your weenie in her pieny.

or in reference to a bisexual: he likes the weenie and the pieny.

by taylorelisabeth August 14, 2008