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Pizazzled 

1. A less commonly used synonym for words such as "owned."

2. To beat someone outright.
He got beat so bad, all I could say was he got pizazzled.

We pizazzled those n00bs.
Pizazzled by W. Ton May 21, 2008
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pizazzled 

Used when someone has another person wrapped around their finger. Originally said by the sexy and marvelous Chelsea Vangen.
Allie- Why is Steve calling every five minutes?

Chelsea- Because I've got him pizazzled.
pizazzled by Allie December 25, 2004
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pijazzle 

To give the male genitalia a sparkly makeover with crystals arranged in different patterns so as to enhance its appearance.
He's been to the salon to get a pijazzle, it looks so sparkly!
pijazzle by Ali vajazzle November 10, 2010

Pizzazzles 

A controversial way of saying "peace".

It is disagreed by many how to interpret this term. Some may view it as a modern, pleasant word-play whereas most will elucidate this designation a churning shitpot.
Person 1: "Pizzazzles, mates!"
Judgmental idiot: "Shut the fuck up"

Person 1: "Pizzazzles, mates!"
Go-with-the-flow chillaxer: "Haha, see ya later, dude!"
Pizzazzles by b4tool June 6, 2015
Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.
"This milk is pizzled"
pizzled by Richard Graham October 3, 2006
The feeling you get when someone whips out their Blackberry aka crackberry or cell phone and begins having a conversation with someone. It's a cross between pissed off and puzzled.
I was pizzled the other night when my husband started talking on his Crackberry at the dinner table.
pizzled by Nic1010 April 3, 2006

pajazzled 

meaning a moment of utter ownage and total domination of ones online virtual self.
omfg..pajazzled..tyggkkbyenub
pajazzled by enZ December 28, 2004
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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