PiddleDo 

A very large, irresistible dick

Everyone wants Caleb's piddledo.

PiddleDo by Ali April 1, 2005

piddled-off 

When a TV program (such as the news or other current events program) forces heavy censorship, they urge the reporters, narrators, and other crew to say something like piddled-off instead of pissed-off.

{Narrator}:
"In this video, you'll see what happens when one piddled-off idiot takes things way too far."

piddled-off by Telephony December 16, 2016

Piddledicking 

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

Piddledicking by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

Piddledick 

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

Piddledick by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

piddled 

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

piddled by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

piddlepot 

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

piddlepot by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

Piddledwarf 

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

Piddledwarf by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019