Piddledwarf 

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

Piddledwarf by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

Pingledwarf

A lazy doted on sibling

Had to mow mom’s lawn and the Pingledwarf sat watching as he fed his face a hamburger and frys . . .

Pingledwarf by Realsville May 14, 2021

Piddledorf 

A clueless dumbass. Be it your neighbors kid, your nerdy boss, or even your wifes dog that just doesn't want to, or maybe is not capable of learning the word NO.

OMG that kid is a piddledorf.

J.R.

Piddledorf by Goldie's Dad J.R. October 20, 2022