Piddledwarf 

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

Piddledwarf by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

Pingledwarf

A lazy doted on sibling

Had to mow mom’s lawn and the Pingledwarf sat watching as he fed his face a hamburger and frys . . .

Pingledwarf by Realsville May 14, 2021

Piddledorf 

A clueless dumbass. Be it your neighbors kid, your nerdy boss, or even your wifes dog that just doesn't want to, or maybe is not capable of learning the word NO.

OMG that kid is a piddledorf.

J.R.

Piddledorf by Goldie's Dad J.R. October 20, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022