piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

paddleboat

v. Very similar to the term motorboat, but instead of moving one's head side to side, you use one hand on the outside of each boob, alternating pushing them back and forth against one's face while it stays still and making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.

John - "Man, Mary's tits were so nice, I just Paddleboat (ed) the shit out of them!"

by Chops & Stuck July 5, 2007

paddleboner

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016

Paddleboat

Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.

I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.

by jacks finger January 13, 2014

piddlepot

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

Piddlewag

A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult

"Awww Emma why'd you do that, your such a piddlewag

by Masturbation Time September 22, 2016

Paddleboating

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.

"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"

by Ragehound December 16, 2013