Pibability 

The chance or likelihood that something happening in a given situation is approximately π% or 3.14%.

An arguably pibability result is the percentage of math teachers worldwide who give a heck about the number pi, be it looking for its presence in the least expected places, or numerologically divining their future via the seemingly random decimal digits of the “sacred number.”

Pibability by MathPlus April 19, 2021

Pissability

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.

Guy 1: Man, I gotta take a piss

Guy 2: Dude, I think you have a really bad pissability

Guy 1: Shit, I thought I was over it months ago!

Pissability by ThatGuy1010101 August 13, 2011

pintability

How many beers you have room for in your stomach.

If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.

Dan: hey John what's your pintability?
John: pintability of about 24 Fella.

pintability by the durs April 1, 2015

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

Waifu Probability Potential by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

pimpability

1) The ability to pimp.

2) Being able to pimp.

John," Where were you at?"

Tom," I was with those two 23 year olds over there."

John," Oh. So youv'e got pimpability then? Cause your 17."

Tom," I guess so. Cause I just walked up and made cool

with them."

pimpability by SuperMAN490 June 2, 2009

Pokability 

Someone's ability to poke.

<After being poked>

This is unfair, they have so much pokability

Pokability by Outc4st February 25, 2011

pillability 

The measure of an object's ability to be used as a pillow.

Let's test the pillability of Kevin's shoulder.

pillability by dancergirl777 April 12, 2015