Pokability

Someone's ability to poke.

<After being poked>

This is unfair, they have so much pokability

by Outc4st February 25, 2011

Waifu Probability Potential

The Waifu Probability Potential (WPP) refers to the chances that any particular form of media (mainly visual such as anime or video games) will have someone worthy enough to be your waifu. It is especially useful when trying to describe why you like a particular show or game when you do not in fact actually like the show, but rather just the character(s) in it. At the time of this writing there is no universally accepted standard for the WPP, but the potential itself of the Waifu Probability Potential as a universal metric cannot be overlooked.

The way I find anime, is I go on 4chan or /r/anime_irl and find the sauce to any anime girl that looks like she'd make a great waifu. These girls can then be said to have a high Waifu Probability Potential. They are not yet my waifu, but based on their appearance and my tastes in 2-D women, the probability or potential is then there, thus the WPP.

"What do you mean you don't know why you like Sword Art Online? Everyone knows its a bad anime!"
"Just look at Asuna though! Her WPP is through the roof!"

by Mozzarellah May 1, 2017

prosability

When there is both probability and possibility of something happening

If your girlfriend doesn't want to move where you live, there is a high prosability that you will move to where she is because you are pussy whipped.

by Nadgar February 18, 2014

Porkability Quotient

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.

Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.

by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003

probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

by Yahooyas29 January 27, 2004

probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009

pornability

A number value that represents the probability of you watching porn today.

"Dude, if you go home alone, I bet that your pornability is going to be a hundred percent."

by I might be someone you know December 3, 2013