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pimpability

1) The ability to pimp.

2) Being able to pimp.
John," Where were you at?"

Tom," I was with those two 23 year olds over there."

John," Oh. So youv'e got pimpability then? Cause your 17."

Tom," I guess so. Cause I just walked up and made cool

with them."
pimpability by SuperMAN490 June 2, 2009
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Pissability

A debilitating condition in which the sufferer must use the bathroom several times a day. Very common among young people. More common to occur outside of the home.
Guy 1: Man, I gotta take a piss

Guy 2: Dude, I think you have a really bad pissability

Guy 1: Shit, I thought I was over it months ago!
Pissability by ThatGuy1010101 August 13, 2011

pintability

How many beers you have room for in your stomach.

If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
Dan: hey John what's your pintability?
John: pintability of about 24 Fella.
pintability by the durs April 1, 2015

pillability 

The measure of an object's ability to be used as a pillow.
Let's test the pillability of Kevin's shoulder.
pillability by dancergirl777 April 12, 2015

Peepability 

the possibility that a person that you've just met could become someone you would consider a friend or social acquaintance. To become one's peep friend.
Hey honey, these people I met a the gym today definitely have peepability.
Peepability by Retired Joe August 11, 2010

poopability

Opurtunity or chance to poop.
thats your last poopability ( last chance for taking a good shit for a while.
poopability by calama February 6, 2017

simpability 

The scale of an egirl's ability to attract simps.
guy1:On a scale of 1 to 10 how good is insert egirl here's simpability?
guy2: I'd give her an 8
simpability by Lolpla August 30, 2020
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