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Rich Piana
Rich Piana by ShemNgoche November 6, 2020
Rich Piana
Rich Piana by 霸氣屁孩 September 5, 2015
The Pavarotti Protocol
A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”
Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
The Pavarotti Protocol by Cupcake-Angels March 26, 2021
pravallika
Pravallikas are the most beautiful women in and out. She has the most dark and lovely wavy hair of all time. She sometimes feel low about herself but she is damn wrong. She lights up the lives of everyone around her. Pravallika is opinionated but only because shes always right. She confident in all matters except for when it comes to relationships. But break a Pravallika out of her shell, and you'll never be able to put her back in. Meet a Pravallika and you've met the epitome of the bomb.com.
Wow, who's that girl yelling about social justice issues? She's pretty hot but when I tried to flirt with her earlier she ran away in fear.
Wow, I can't wait to see my room mate Pravallika. She's the most lovely human being!
Wow, I can't wait to see my room mate Pravallika. She's the most lovely human being!
pravallika by Khl8211 November 12, 2017
loro piana
luxury wool and cashmere products, the original "if you don't know what it is you can't afford it" brand, all that said though first rate stuff, the perfect example of luxury being "knowing not showing"
1. like my loro piana carpeting its 10,000 euro per square foot!
2. my long sleeved polo may have cost $800 but it was made from the soft underbelly fuzz of mogolian baby goats!
2. my long sleeved polo may have cost $800 but it was made from the soft underbelly fuzz of mogolian baby goats!
loro piana by 888Tomac888 October 6, 2008
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