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God damn id valet you to the perfect parking spot ON MY FUCKING FACE !

I'd let you piomf all night and throw away the keys
Piomf by CaliBoy619 July 19, 2012
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PiOhm • pohm • Piometry • piomp • pihms • PioHea • piom • PIOMA • piomat100 • PioMeter

Pishmire 

(noun) A person who is constantly complaining, whinging and being a bull.
Pats a right pishmire just now
Pishmire by WOSS LA November 14, 2019
A mildly derogatory term used by Australians and Kiwis to refer to the English people. The term originates from the abbreviation "PoHM", which stood for "Prisoner of Her Majesty" and was used to describe the convicts shipped from Britain and Ireland to Australia in the 18th and 19th centuries. The term was turned on its head, and is used in reference to the fact that the English are still, in the 21st century, stuck in Britain, while the Australians are now free from the British Government, living in independent Australia.

It's pronounced like "pom".
We're definitely gonna beat the Pohms at cricket!
pohm by backpacker_x2 April 7, 2011

Piomingo 

the most amazing magical place ever. it is a retreat from your normal life and allows you to be whoever you want to be. You can act yourself without any judgement. You can be as crazy as you please. Everyone around you is fun and caring. There is no other place that can match this place.
If i had the chance i would live at Piomingo forever.
Piomingo by ilovepiomingo January 1, 2012
Pulled It Out Of My Ass - used in university or high school assignments when referencing statistics where you don't have an accurate source, usually followed by an institute of sorts i.e. "PIOMA Institute of Statistics" or "Pioma Institute of Health and Science" for example.

Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
"65% of statistics are made up on spot" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Statistics.

"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics

"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
PIOMA by tbonefuego June 11, 2019
check this yo... I got some slammin action last night piooomp!
piomp by Chris and Javo January 29, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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