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God damn id valet you to the perfect parking spot ON MY FUCKING FACE !

I'd let you piomf all night and throw away the keys
Piomf by CaliBoy619 July 19, 2012
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Piomingo 

the most amazing magical place ever. it is a retreat from your normal life and allows you to be whoever you want to be. You can act yourself without any judgement. You can be as crazy as you please. Everyone around you is fun and caring. There is no other place that can match this place.
If i had the chance i would live at Piomingo forever.
Piomingo by ilovepiomingo January 1, 2012
Pulled It Out Of My Ass - used in university or high school assignments when referencing statistics where you don't have an accurate source, usually followed by an institute of sorts i.e. "PIOMA Institute of Statistics" or "Pioma Institute of Health and Science" for example.

Used when you have a fantastic point or a very solid assumption and absolutely no data to back it up, it sounds professional and serious enough that it will not be questioned.
"65% of statistics are made up on spot" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Statistics.

"7/10 ankle injuries occur because of poorly fitting footwear" - Source: PIOMA Institute of Sports Statistics

"According to the PIOMA Institute of Health and Science, carrots are 6 times healthier than apples "
PIOMA by tbonefuego June 11, 2019
check this yo... I got some slammin action last night piooomp!
piomp by Chris and Javo January 29, 2003
Sally: I made you some enchiladas Jimmy Boy
Slim Jim: those enchiladas were PIOOOOOMMMMPP!

*after they did "it"*
Slim Jim: last night was fReAkY
Sally: yeah it was piomp!
The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.
Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.
Piometry by MathPlus April 21, 2021