Physting

Getting fisted by a physics exam

The last question gave me a good physting

Physting by ganzobeans March 30, 2017

Phisting 

Phisting is when, after your usernames and passwords have been phished, your credit cards are maxed and your bank accounts drained.

I was phished, then phisted, in less than 24 hours. Worst phisting I've ever had.

Phisting by b0xxx February 13, 2008

phasting 

Combination of "fasting" and "phone," describing the act of waking somewhere while being on a digital "fast" in the sense that you are not looking at your phone to check the time, emails, texts, or the news.

I'm phasting today.

phasting by Ae5Ea8 March 5, 2015

Phosting 

The act of falsely assuming a situation based on just how it looks to be alone, then posting it online and adding new context to the situation.
Other forms:
Phost
Phosted

Someone in the Walmart parking lot lost their keys and was trying to get into their car, but someone else posted a photo they took of them online and said they were trying to break into someone else's car! They're phosting the situation!

Phosting by Wontonbadb October 23, 2023

ink phisting 

Inserting your tattooed hand in her vagina

I can't believe it my wife really likes ink phisting she is so kinky

ink phisting by Muffdiver41 August 4, 2018

Phasting 

The process whereby one abstains from listening to the sweet sounds of Phish for at least 72 hours preceding a Phish show. If one does this, enlightenment can be reached during or after the show.

Glen: "Dude, why are you playing the String Cheese Incident? I need some Phish."

Al: "I'm going to Phish on Friday, brethren. No Phish until Phish. We're phasting."

Phasting by Chalkdust Torture August 17, 2013

Phisting 

When you grab two beers, you break one over your head a chug it. The other one you open and beer bong it.

Ya dude, I was phisting a couple beers and then puked all over Marina's shirt.

Phisting by drink-yup October 25, 2014