Phylotopic

Phylotopic describes a sexual, romantic, or social orientation in which an individual is attracted to—or preferentially bonds with—members of a particular phylotype, often based on ancestry, race, evolutionary lineage, or typological

I’m not racist—it’s just that my Phylotopic orientations is towards white people. I was born that way.

Phylotopic by Frandalorian May 14, 2025

philosopickle 

The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.

person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?

person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.

Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet

Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle

philosopickle by J-to-the-eff June 16, 2011

phylosophical 

PSychological aspect of philosophy

Comparing the universe with the confines of your porch carried emotional occasional phylosophical to scorch in the sun's rays blazing at the vine twining around the fine symbolic truth that abounds as earth is round.

phylosophical by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Phylosopical 

Weird creepy animal living under the earths surface. Coming out when it's happy. Lives it's life trough thinking. Highly depressive.

Hello, I am Franz, I am a phylosopical.

Phylosopical by Plainwords April 21, 2019