Phwaq

The worst curse word ever. Can be used in place of any curse word.

Johnny, how dare you use phwaq in public, there are children in the area!

by Phwaqqing your mother. July 12, 2011

phwar

An exclamation of amazement, or of an impressed nature.

Phwar! That is a realy good idea.

by Dudewithdacamera February 14, 2005

phwallet

A portmanteau of phone and wallet. A term for when you use your smartphone as your wallet with a mobile payments app like Square or Google Wallet.

Dang, I left my phwallet at Starbucks when I paid for my soy latté with my Square app.

by smartphonelady September 11, 2012

Phwar

That girl - the one that changed everything

Just Phwar...

by bog-axiom July 23, 2011

phwat

n. A serious condition known to cause the loss of one testicle. Also related to thwap. If left untreated, the phwat will take over, leaving nothing but thwap in it's path

Oh no! Britewire has come down with phwat.

"Everytime I look into it, the term thwap comes up."
"Phwat?"

by Robert From Ottawa November 27, 2004

Phwank-sha-pwank

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

by kat26 June 1, 2009

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004