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Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.
Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!
by kat26 June 01, 2009
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