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Phroglord: an obsessed edgelord that "lives" in another person's online profile because that person lives rent free in their head. They no longer Internet stalk that person, they hide in their basement or attic metaphorically to "observe" that person's every keystroke of Internet activity. They are the human embodiment of the word, cringe.
That phroglord reposts everything I post with some cringe comment added, thinking he's getting over on me.
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Proglodyte 

A confused and suspicious urban being that believes the only way to compensate for their lack of common sense is to exert an unreasonable amount of control over their fellow citizens.

See also, Politics, Progressive, George Orwell and Joseph Stalin.
Martina was shocked to find out that there was a church in her neighborhood, so she telephoned her network of Proglodytes and they all agreed to burn it down so the church members wouldn't promote hate mongering.
Proglodyte by Sterling Headset March 30, 2013
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proglodyte 

(accurate) term of abuse/contempt/description for an unthinkingly reflexive and personally unpleasant leftist shit-thrower. A diagnostic term, to distinguish the over-medicated NPR-listener, the slobbering burn-out druggie, the perpetual undergraduate, and other leftist menagerie members from their most vocal exemplar.
That LVQ is such a fucking proglodyte, he thinks mass-murder is a small price to pay for carbon offsets.

Goddamned proglodyte motherfuckers trashed campus GOP offices, then bitched about police brutality when they got busted.
proglodyte by NightMarket April 23, 2011

Proglodyte 

a progressive who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, crude and/or violent and rejects logic and Western Civilization and its cultural norms. Often blindly chasing fantasies of a socialist utopia.
Antifa is made up of violent Proglodytes.
Proglodyte by Uppity White Man December 18, 2017

Proglodyte 

A progressive democrat who's brain is less developed than that of any prehistoric species'.
The idiots in congress are now referring to women as "birthing people." They are such Proglodytes.
Proglodyte by Scrat4Freedom May 8, 2021

phroggodoggo 

an amazing person who cares for their friends and is always there to comfort them or to be there from them in a time of need !
phroggodoggo is amazing <3
phroggodoggo by saekolvr June 3, 2021
Professional Dota 2 Player.
Plays awesome carry and mid heroes.
Also a savage guy as well as interesting.
Never mess with him.
prolord just carried us
prolord by AnonDotaGuy November 21, 2021