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photobesity 

When a person looks way more overweight in a photo than in real-life, and not just in a 'the camera adds ten pounds' way. Not even the most flattering of clothing can offset the condition, and subsequently the induvidual avoids being in photos, or stands behind others in a group picture. This condition usually strikes females.
Sara: I saw that picture of you at Dawns' party on her Facebook page. Your rack is HUGE!
Mandy: Ugh, I know. I have big boobs anyway, but in pictures they seem to double in size, along with the rest of me. I have such photobesity.
photobesity by nurserockstar July 14, 2009

pooposite 

when you are trying to say that something is the opposite of something, but it's either bad or hilarious.
I'm the pooposite of drunk right now.
pooposite by un false December 8, 2010

Pooposition 

The serious conversation you bring up to your girlfriend/wife/fling about doing anal.
Debano " Listen. Babe. I got a Pooposition for you."

Beky" I'm listening."

Debano" If you allow us to experiment with back door penetration...I'll go shopping with you more..."

Beky" Alright! But we must use mass amounts of lube!"
Pooposition by Daravouchi December 3, 2013

Pooposity 

The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit
The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.
Pooposity by Pucci February 28, 2003

Photopositive

Reflects light positively.
A surface or material that becomes brighter under a bright light. In photography, refers to images where brightness and colors correspond naturally to the scene (e.g., a normal photo).
The image appears photopositive, as expected.

Photovomit 

A more intense experience than being photobombed, being photovomited is exactly as it sounds, the photo sabotaged by a sudden spew of vomit.
It would have been an awesome pic if it hadn't been photovomited by a sudden projectile puke from Courtney's baby.
Photovomit by Kanga & Roo May 28, 2017