by Pucci February 28, 2003
A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.
Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.
(Typical example of the plight of college students.)
(Typical example of the plight of college students.)
by Pucci February 28, 2006
A term used to denote a person who often farts into the face of a female while she is pleasuring him orally.
by Pucci February 28, 2003
A person who is obsessed with themselves and thus is a cocky piece of shit. One who arrives uninvited and has a warped perception of his or her own worth. see douchebag
You fucking Jasiak, yyou couldn't get with her!
Jasiak will you get the fuck out of my room before I give you a emeril tea set.
Jasiak will you get the fuck out of my room before I give you a emeril tea set.
by Pucci February 28, 2003
The act similar to an emeril. To masturbate into one's had and apply one's man juice on a victim's face/lips while proceeding to tea bag this individual. In classical literature the perpetrator would then proceed to take a picture use it to convince the victim’s acquaintances that you found this picture in his room on his desk next to his lube/tissues.
by Pucci February 28, 2003
by Pucci February 28, 2003
a person who listens to bad music because he or she feels it is less produced. This person is one who would commonly refer to netowrks such as MTV as corporate marketing techniques. See tool
by Pucci February 28, 2003