Photograpist

A photographer with a malicious intent to the model.

Model: I have to deal with a photograpist yesterday, he/she looks at me like it wants to do something.

Friend: oh really?

by Ey meeeen December 10, 2017

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(noun)A random person who purposely inserts his or her stupid looking face into a perfectly good photo of a group of close friends at a bar, club, gala event, or holiday celebration, thus destroying the worth of the picture.

1. "Oh man, that picture would have come out so good if it wasn't for that photorapist behind us."

2. "I was so drunk last night, and was running around photoraping all night, I'm such a dousche."

by Casemunkinthehouse December 16, 2008

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Photographist

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.

What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.

by 393 May 11, 2011

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A person who takes a picture of other people with out consent or after being told not too.

Jenny:Please, don't take my picture Rob!
Rob: Oh-Kay *Takes pictures*
Jenny:Rob! Stop! You are being such a "photorapist"

by KashinoKun May 1, 2011

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Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

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