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photorapist  

(noun)A random person who purposely inserts his or her stupid looking face into a perfectly good photo of a group of close friends at a bar, club, gala event, or holiday celebration, thus destroying the worth of the picture.
1. "Oh man, that picture would have come out so good if it wasn't for that photorapist behind us."

2. "I was so drunk last night, and was running around photoraping all night, I'm such a dousche."
photorapist by Casemunkinthehouse December 16, 2008

Photographist 

A photographist is someone who is:

a) unfamiliar with the English language;

b) has a malfunctioning camera which randomly causes photos to appear as though they had been captured by a professional photographer.
What a great photo! You can attribute it to my amazing photographist skills.
Photographist by 393 May 11, 2011

photorapist 

A person who takes a picture of other people with out consent or after being told not too.
Jenny:Please, don't take my picture Rob!
Rob: Oh-Kay *Takes pictures*
Jenny:Rob! Stop! You are being such a "photorapist"
photorapist by KashinoKun May 1, 2011

Family look best in photographs 

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.
Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

Photographist 

Because of my interest in photography, i am a photographist.
Photographist by soulsurfer21 January 13, 2021

Photogravity 

When taking a group photograph the weight of the people in the picture increases forcing them to squat.
Photogravity is especially strong among the girls in that photo.
Photogravity caused my knees to buckle.
Photogravity by plw1234 May 15, 2015