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Phonogamy 

The act of talking on the phone extensively or intimately with a person of another gender while married. Typically unknown to the spouse.
Even tho she's married to Mike, she and l still talk on the phone regularly. She's a phonogamist, or into phonogamy. We have a phonogamous relationship.
Phonogamy by flipwerd March 30, 2011
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pornogamy 

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.
"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."
pornogamy by El Sadado February 1, 2007
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pornogamy 

Being monogamously committed to one pornographic actor/actress.
Masturbating to only one pornstar.
Dale practices pornogamy with Gianna Micheals, and would never cheat on her with Jill Kelly.
Nicholas will only masturbate to one pornstar, and none other.

pornogamy 

When you've been single for so long that dating makes you feel guilty for cheating on your favorite porn site.
Yes I believe in pornogamy, I have no trouble coming home each night to spend some quality time with Pornhub.
pornogamy by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

pornogamy 

Loyalty to a single porn production company or website.
Pornogamy is not as rare as many belive it is, some of these sites are beyond imagining!
pornogamy by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

philogamy 

The number of people favouring philogamy would exceed that of people in favour of misogamy.
philogamy by uttam maharjan November 1, 2012

Phonognomy 

The art of judging a man's character & capability on voice alone
The phonognomy of that woman. Higher prevalence of voice fry corresponds with high body count and degraded behavior.
Phonognomy by Phonognomy January 19, 2023
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