Phonogamy

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The act of talking on the phone extensively or intimately with a person of another gender while married. Typically unknown to the spouse.

Even tho she's married to Mike, she and l still talk on the phone regularly. She's a phonogamist, or into phonogamy. We have a phonogamous relationship.

Phonogamy by flipwerd March 30, 2011

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pornogamy

The personal state of obsession with one performer or pornographic subgenre.

"Bill is obsessed with collecting Seka fisting tapes, he's in a state of pornogamy."

"Do you have any discs with Kirsty Waay masturbating with sandpaper, it's the only thing that will satisfy my pornagamistic urges?"

"I only buy titles with Laurie Cameron performing in them, I'm a confirmed pornagomist"

"Donkeys are the only actors that get me hard now."

pornogamy by El Sadado February 1, 2007

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pornogamy

Being monogamously committed to one pornographic actor/actress.
Masturbating to only one pornstar.

Dale practices pornogamy with Gianna Micheals, and would never cheat on her with Jill Kelly.
Nicholas will only masturbate to one pornstar, and none other.

pornogamy by the one they call the jew October 14, 2013

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pornogamy

When you've been single for so long that dating makes you feel guilty for cheating on your favorite porn site.

Yes I believe in pornogamy, I have no trouble coming home each night to spend some quality time with Pornhub.

pornogamy by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

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pornogamy

Loyalty to a single porn production company or website.

Pornogamy is not as rare as many belive it is, some of these sites are beyond imagining!

pornogamy by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

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philogamy

love for marriage.

The number of people favouring philogamy would exceed that of people in favour of misogamy.

philogamy by uttam maharjan November 1, 2012

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Phonognomy

The art of judging a man's character & capability on voice alone

The phonognomy of that woman. Higher prevalence of voice fry corresponds with high body count and degraded behavior.

Phonognomy by Phonognomy January 19, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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