-Even though the news anchor speaks fluent swedish and is born in Sweden, there’s something uncanny about his phonognomy; a Swede would never sound like that.
The act of talking on the phone extensively or intimately with a person of another gender while married. Typically unknown to the spouse.
Even tho she's married to Mike, she and l still talk on the phone regularly. She's a phonogamist, or into phonogamy. We have a phonogamous relationship.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.