Definitions by lonelocust

Phonetertubes 

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

Phonetertubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009

Tubes 

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>

"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."

Tubes by lonelocust January 14, 2009

wxain 

To apply a geek-like attention to detail to traditionally non-geeky activities.

I totally wxained this corset-I drafted the pattern with calculus!

wxain by lonelocust May 15, 2006