Tubes

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>

"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."

by lonelocust January 14, 2009

Phonetertubes

Internet connectivity on a mobile phone.

Portmanteau of "phone" and "intertubes"

"I can't get any wireless here. How will we use Google maps now?"
"It's OK. I'll use them on the phonetertubes."

by lonelocust January 14, 2009

wxain

To apply a geek-like attention to detail to traditionally non-geeky activities.

I totally wxained this corset-I drafted the pattern with calculus!

by lonelocust May 15, 2006