Phoneograph 

n. An image recorded with a cellular phone.
v. To take a phoneograph of a subject
v. To practice phoneography

My new cell phone takes great phoneographs.

Quick! Grab your phone and get a phoneograph of that U.F.O. as proof so people won't think we're nuts!

Phoneograph by Crissybobissy September 14, 2009

Photography club 

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Friend: Hey! What is that photography club? Isn’t that from the anime with the best outro?

You:Yes it is!

Photography club by Kurapikawillstanforakaku November 3, 2020

photographerspeople 

A typo in a mistake-ridden rejection email sent to over 3,000 photojournalists who applied for the 2020 New York Times Portfolio Review. A common phrase to refer to a photojournalist.

Damn, the New York Times really rejected thousands of photographerspeople from their annual portfolio review.

photographerspeople by freshbranflakes December 18, 2019

super photography 

The special type of photography needed to capture the images of pandas that are covering their eyes with their paws.

"Hey, man, you ever seen a panda covering his eyes with his paws?"
"..."
"Yeah, that's right. Me neither."
"Well, I've seen PICTURES of pandas covering their eyes with their paws"
"Yeah, but that was using super photography! You wouldn't be able to see them in real life."
"I guess you're right, as usual. Next time I'll be sure to listen to you the FIRST time."

super photography by wugsby June 19, 2009

Photographer 

Term often misused to describe a "Camera Owner."

Photographer should define to individuals using cameras who are dedicated, show some level of skill, talent, or expertise, and usually persist in taking pictures for extended periods of their life.

Buy a piano you aren't automatically a pianist.
Buy a plane and you aren't automatically a pilot.
Buy a camera and you're a photographer.

Look I just got this camera at a garage sale, say cheese, I'll be your photographer.

Dude, you're just a camera owner... take the lens cap off... you've got a long way to go before you're a real photographer.

Photographer by schafphoto August 2, 2012

phonographic memory 

someone who remembers everything they hear

Timmy: Wait, what was that anchorman quote again?

Jonny: "Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It's made with bits of real panther so you know its good."

Timmy: Wow! How did you remember that whole thing?

Jonny: Oh you know...I guess i have a phonographic memory.

phonographic memory by Monstarrrrr December 5, 2010

Photographic Hearing

The ability to recall past events vividly and accurately using your ability to hear.

That dumb ass nigga just told his buddy that he has Photographic Hearing.

Photographic Hearing by HEHEXD99999999999999 August 26, 2019