Phoneboy fohn • boi noun: someone consumed with their phone, unable to tear themselves away from distraction
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The stall of any public bathroom where mexican employees hide from their bosses to make phone calls while pretending to shit.
by BeerGuy65 April 14, 2011
Get the Mexican Phonebooth mug.A person who never uses Facebook for social networking but rather to accumulate an alphabetical list of people like a phonebook. A Facebooker that uses Facebook soley to respond to friend requests, but never posts a single status update, makes comments or even has a profile picture.
"Jane is such a phonebooker! She has 333 friends on Facebook and has never posted anything on her profile, not even a picture."
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
"Don't be such a phonebooker! Update your status every once in awhile!"
by Youknowyadayada February 15, 2010
Get the Phonebooker mug.The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."
"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
by thetonio September 30, 2006
Get the phonebooking mug.Two-phase fart attack, best employed when the victim has just stepped out of his/her office - but is hovering nearby. Phase I: Sneak into the victim's office/cubicle/personal workspace and crop dust. Quickly return to your desk. Phase II: Dial the victim's extension, luring them into the kill zone. Watch them choke. NOTE: Especially effective on days when the victim is expecting "very important" calls. This ensures the victim run to his/her office to answer the phone, before the wall of gas can escape.
by Stands With Fist December 12, 2010
Get the CAMDEN PHONEBOOTH mug.The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
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