Phondiling 

Accidently dial someone

I have a bad habit of phondiling people

Phondiling by OG Grant August 1, 2024

Phoneilingus 

A phone conversation between a man and a woman (or two women) where the conversation is so pleasurable to the woman caller that she nears orgasm.

Last night Candice and I had some sensual phoneilingus. She was so pleased with our conversation that she literally exploded through the phone.

Phoneilingus by Tiny Bubblez June 11, 2010

phoneslinger

A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.

Jim: I hate texting with Jennifer.
John: Why's that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I've ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I'm jealous already.

phoneslinger by gyrfalcon206 June 18, 2011

poondiving 

verb: diving in poon ( vagina).
usually used by stupid teenage males, to make themselves sound cool.
diving in poon means trying to score some vagina- have sex.

idiot number 1. "the poon on display is absolutely quality, if you were here you'd be poondiving left,right and centre..."
idiot number 2. "awesome dude, i'm poondiving here, ellie is amazing!"

poondiving by frustrated by teenage idiots. August 17, 2011

phonilingus 

the act of speaking on the phone using extensive sexual inuendos, and aural foreplay.

I had great phonilingus with the girl/guy when I called him/her today. I thought he/she wasn't very interested but I got a different message today on the phone!

phonilingus by The_Bird October 13, 2011

phonalingus 

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone

Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.

phonalingus by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011

Phodeling

When 2 or more people with iPhones spend the first 5 minutes of a conversation talking about their iPhones.

Jim to John: I downloaded some new apps for my iPhone... here, check them out. This one turns my phone into a light saber.

Mike: Are you guys phodeling?

Phodeling by kylepick January 28, 2009