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phonalingus 

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone
Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
phonalingus by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011
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Phoneilingus 

A phone conversation between a man and a woman (or two women) where the conversation is so pleasurable to the woman caller that she nears orgasm.
Last night Candice and I had some sensual phoneilingus. She was so pleased with our conversation that she literally exploded through the phone.
Phoneilingus by Tiny Bubblez June 11, 2010
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phonilingus 

the act of speaking on the phone using extensive sexual inuendos, and aural foreplay.
I had great phonilingus with the girl/guy when I called him/her today. I thought he/she wasn't very interested but I got a different message today on the phone!
phonilingus by The_Bird October 13, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004