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phonalingus 

having sex over the phone with a woman by explaining what you're fantasizing doing to her - like cybersex but on the phone
Moody: Shit, I can get this done in one day. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, then home for some cybersex with the soulmate.
Runkel: That's not a bad idea.
Moody: Are you kidding, it's a terrible idea! The lighting is subpar; it's very difficult to properly showcase one's dangling majesty. But it sure beats phonalingus.
phonalingus by Lost Angelino January 25, 2011
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Phoneilingus 

A phone conversation between a man and a woman (or two women) where the conversation is so pleasurable to the woman caller that she nears orgasm.
Last night Candice and I had some sensual phoneilingus. She was so pleased with our conversation that she literally exploded through the phone.
Phoneilingus by Tiny Bubblez June 11, 2010
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phonilingus 

the act of speaking on the phone using extensive sexual inuendos, and aural foreplay.
I had great phonilingus with the girl/guy when I called him/her today. I thought he/she wasn't very interested but I got a different message today on the phone!
phonilingus by The_Bird October 13, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026