poondiving

verb: diving in poon ( vagina).
usually used by stupid teenage males, to make themselves sound cool.
diving in poon means trying to score some vagina- have sex.

idiot number 1. "the poon on display is absolutely quality, if you were here you'd be poondiving left,right and centre..."
idiot number 2. "awesome dude, i'm poondiving here, ellie is amazing!"

by frustrated by teenage idiots. August 17, 2011

Poondering

Pondering about poon because you can't get any.

Thomas and Andrew are always poondering. Maybe they should just hook up with eachother.

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015

Poon Diving

Noun: Going scoping for girls to do.

I went poon diving with my friend Jamal.

by andersonj December 15, 2008

poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.

"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)

by D Rex December 15, 2007

poondinga

Likey dingleberries, only vaginal

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Phondiling

Accidently dial someone

I have a bad habit of phondiling people

by OG Grant August 1, 2024