Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit 2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of newprey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
Phobosfelixis meaning "scared happy". A feeling you can get when previously being full of adrenaline fuled fear or a sense of being disturbed and confused, but later on before those feeling have fully been dissolved you get a dose of dopamine creating a happy feeling but still a scared feeling leaving you confused. But be confused no longer, you are feeling phobosfelixis.
After watching a horror movie that ended very happily, I feltconfused because I was both happy and scared, I was phobosfelixis!
Phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia is the fear of people who dislike fears (phobophobia). This isn’t medically recognized. It uses this greek: Phobos ton anthropon pou" (Φόβος των ανθρώπων που) or fear of people who.
“I have phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia, but isn’t medically recognized” -Patient “The fear of people who are afraid of fears?” -Linguist