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Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚
Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
noun- The largest moon of Mars, named after one of the chief horsemen of Mars, the Roman god of war. Literally means "Fear".
NASA is looking at the possibility of sending a lander to phobos to get better pictures of the planet Mars.
Phobos by Clint March 26, 2004

phobosmirror 

phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
phobosmirror by Kahlia September 18, 2008

Phobosexual 

One who is Bisexual, but Straight at heart.
<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay@!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Xeneth> Only 46%, I'm a Phobosexual.
Phobosexual by Xeneth September 16, 2005

Phobosfelixis

Phobosfelixis meaning "scared happy". A feeling you can get when previously being full of adrenaline fuled fear or a sense of being disturbed and confused, but later on before those feeling have fully been dissolved you get a dose of dopamine creating a happy feeling but still a scared feeling leaving you confused. But be confused no longer, you are feeling phobosfelixis.
After watching a horror movie that ended very happily, I felt confused because I was both happy and scared, I was phobosfelixis!

Phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia

Phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia is the fear of people who dislike fears (phobophobia). This isn’t medically recognized. It uses this greek: Phobos ton anthropon pou" (Φόβος των ανθρώπων που) or fear of people who.
“I have phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia, but isn’t medically recognized” -Patient “The fear of people who are afraid of fears?” -Linguist