Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.
phobosmirror Noun
1. An alternative to dipshit
2. A follicly challenged mute
3. A confirmed bachelor who, though middle-aged, lives with his mother and prefers potatoes to all other food groups.
4. Someone who considers tazers an acceptable form of foreplay.
5. Someone rather miserly who believes that $2.99 at Walmart is a rip-off.
As the Phobosmirror trawled the singles lounge in hopes of new prey, he heard his mother yell that dinner was ready.
Phobosfelixis meaning "scared happy". A feeling you can get when previously being full of adrenaline fuled fear or a sense of being disturbed and confused, but later on before those feeling have fully been dissolved you get a dose of dopamine creating a happy feeling but still a scared feeling leaving you confused. But be confused no longer, you are feeling phobosfelixis.
After watching a horror movie that ended very happily, I feltconfused because I was both happy and scared, I was phobosfelixis!
Phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia is the fear of people who dislike fears (phobophobia). This isn’t medically recognized. It uses this greek: Phobos ton anthropon pou" (Φόβος των ανθρώπων που) or fear of people who.
“I have phobostonanthroponpouphobophobia, but isn’t medically recognized” -Patient “The fear of people who are afraid of fears?” -Linguist
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.