Phobos and Deimos

I bet you didn’t know that Mars had moons. 🌚🌚

Guy 1: Did you know Mars had moons?
Guy 2: Yeah aren’t they Phobos and Deimos.
Guy 1: Damn it I thought no one knew
Guy 2: What do you think I’m a retard.

by EpicLLama May 25, 2021

OfflineTV

A group of YouTubers living in the same house making content for YouTube. Here is a list of the people in OfflineTV.

Lilypichu- Lily Ki
Disguised Toast- Jeremy Wang
Michael Reeves

Scarra- William Jimmy Yee
Pokimane- Imane Anys

Yvonnie- Yvonne Ng

Have you seen the OfflineTV video about slime.
Yeah, it was disgusting. The slime was chunky.

by EpicLLama April 27, 2021

Let’s go we pull up

When gangs in Da hood when they pull up.

Gang Leader: Yeah finally we own this building in Da hood.
Everyone in the gang: Let’s go we pull up

by EpicLLama May 18, 2021

Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

by EpicLLama May 01, 2021

Popee the Performer

A demonic Japanese TV show about a performer named Popee who was constructed by the demons herself to wreak havoc among the living. But all in all a pretty good TV show.

Have you seen Popee the Performer.
Yeah and now I’m blind.

by EpicLLama May 01, 2021

Dogwater Lines

Where are you going
Your lost
Dollar tree headset
So free

Freer that a public restroom
Your literally dogwater
0 PR earnings check
Oh wait you have none

Default: how do u pik up gunn.
Renegade Raider: Where are you going Your lost Dollar tree headset So free Freer that a public restroom Your literally dogwater 0 PR earnings check, Oh wait you have none. Dog Where are you going

Default: are those the dogwater lines

by EpicLLama May 12, 2021