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Phober

one who is not stoned (or on any drugs).
the "sober" of drugs.
why is it phober? ...why is it sober?
by Brendan and Stevie November 25, 2005
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poobert

poobert is a god to some. he is everywhere and anywhere always. poobert. in his raw form, poobert is a worm with a top hat. however he can transform into anything. poobert is most known for stealing eggs and lungs. pooobert.
person 1: poobert took my lungs

person 2:

person 1:

person 2: (revealing himself to be poobert) GIVE ME YOUR EGS
by POOBERTISEPIC October 6, 2018
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Phüber

When someone approaches your car believing that you are their Über driver when you just happened to be in the same area that their app told them the real driver should be.
Those drunks leaving the bar tried to get in my car because I have a black sedan, but , I had to tell them I was a Phüber.
by Jokester Pinks March 11, 2017
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phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.
My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.
by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019
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Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.
Did you Phonerbate yesterday?
by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008
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ist-phobe

The backbone of the social justice warrior debate strategy.

Everyone that disagrees with a social justice warrior feelings logic should be labeled as an "-ist" and a "-phobe". Now it is no longer necessary to pick one that is relevant, or more likely isn't relevant to the situation such as "racist, or "homophobe". Just combine all of them together so you are always right by using the term "ist-phobe".
Member of the Patriarchy: Let us discuss this peer reviewed scientific study to see the data on this issue.
SJW: You're just an ist-phobe so your arguments do not count. STFU.
by Titomosquito December 3, 2016
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Phonerbation

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance
Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight
by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008
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